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Crypt Keeper: I LOOK INTO
THE FUTURE, MY DARLINGS,

2
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AND FOR YOU I SEE
SOMETHING GROTESQUE.

3
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IT WILL SICKEN AND DISGUST YOU.

4
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IT'S ME!

5
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TONIGHT'S TALE IS A
SICKENING STAB AT SUSPENSE

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ABOUT A GOLD DIGGER
WHO WANTED BIG BUCKS

7
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TO BUY BAUBLES AND BANGLES.

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LOOK OUT, CATHY.

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I SEE YOU JUST MIGHT
BUY THE BIG ONE.

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Woman, Hungarian accent:
THE DOOR IS OPEN.

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ARE YOU MADAME VORNA?

12
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I HEARD YOU COULD
TELL THE FUTURE.

13
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SHE HEARD CORRECTLY,
DIDN'T SHE, TROTSKY?

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I DON'T BELIEVE IN THIS STUFF,

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BUT IF IT DOESN'T GO
OVER MY LUNCH HOUR,

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WHAT THE HELL?

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YES, DARLING, WHAT THE HELL?

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THE FEE IS $2O.
YOU PAY IN ADVANCE.

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20 BUCKS.

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WHAT DO YOU USE? TAROT CARDS?

21
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I HAVE WHAT PEOPLE
CALL THE SECOND SIGHT.

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I USE MYSELF AND YOU.

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I READ YOUR VIBRATIONS.

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SIT DOWN.

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MY WHAT?

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IMAGINE THAT I AM
AN EMPTY VESSEL

27
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AND YOUR PSYCHIC ENERGY,

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YOUR SPIRIT, FILLS ME UP.

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SHALL WE?

30
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AHH...

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YOU ARE A WORKING
GIRL, AREN'T YOU?

32
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A SECRETARY, WASTING
YOUR LIFE AWAY.

33
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TYPE, TYPE, TYPE, TYPE, TYPE.

34
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BUT THAT'S NOT THE PLAN, IS IT?

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ALL YOUR LIFE YOU HAVE
DESIRED TO MARRY WELL,

36
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TO MARRY FOR MONEY, BUT
YOUR CHANCE NEVER CAME.

37
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SO, YOU KEEP WORKING,
HOPING TO MEET MR. RIGHT,

38
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OR SHOULD I SAY MR. RICH?

39
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NOT BAD.

40
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WELL, TODAY, YOU'LL
LOSE YOUR JOB.

41
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MY BOSS IS OUT OF TOWN.

42
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THERE'S NO WAY I COULD
GET FIRED... NOT TODAY.

43
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YOU JUST MADE A BIG MISTAKE.

44
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IN THIS AREA, I DON'T
EVEN MAKE SMALL ONES.

45
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I TELL YOU MORE.

46
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BY THE END OF TODAY,
YOU HAVE A NEW JOB.

47
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YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE NUTS.

48
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MY LUNCH HOUR'S ALMOST UP.

49
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I'M OUT OF HERE.
THANKS FOR NOTHING.

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Madame Vorna: TROTSKY!
GET OVER HERE!

51
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TROTSKY...

52
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GET OFF ME.

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SALLY, MADAME VORNA
WAS A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME.

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SHE WAS A REAL QUACK.

55
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SHE WENT INTO THIS BIZARRO ACT

56
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AND SPOUTED OFF THAT CLAYTON
WAS GOING TO FIRE ME TODAY.

57
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I TOLD HER THAT ASSHOLE'S
NOT EVEN IN TOWN.

58
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ACTUALLY, MISS FINCH, THAT
ASSHOLE CAME BACK UNEXPECTEDLY.

59
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I'M SORRY, MR. CLAYTON.

60
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NOW, MISS FINCH, I'M NOT
THE KIND OF THIN-SKINNED BOSS

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WHO GETS UPSET AT
BEING CALLED A NASTY NAME.

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I'M NOT.

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HOWEVER, THIS TIMECARD HERE

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INDICATES YOU WENT
TO LUNCH AT 12:00.

65
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YES, SIR.

66
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YOU KNOW WE ALLOW ONLY
ONE HOUR FOR LUNCH HERE.

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OF COURSE, MR. CLAYTON.
I'M AWARE OF THAT.

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WELL, YOU'RE FIRED, MISS FINCH.

69
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IT'S NOW 1:25. PACK
UP AND GET OUT NOW!

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YOU ARE NOT LAID
OFF! YOU'RE FIRED!

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I'M NOT FIRED! I QUIT,
YOU CHEAP BASTARD!

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YOU'LL NEVER REPLACE ME!

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OH, NO, YOU'RE
TOTALLY IRREPLACEABLE.

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WE'LL PROBABLY
HAVE TO CLOSE DOWN.

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WHERE WILL I<i> EVER</i>
FIND ANOTHER WAITRESS?

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HEY, YOU! HEY!

77
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WHAT, ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?

78
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YOU WANT A JOB?

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OK, SO YOU WERE
RIGHT. I DID GET FIRED,

80
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BUT IT WAS BECAUSE
OF YOUR STUPID CLOCK.

81
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IT'S SLOW.

82
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WELL, SO IT IS,

83
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BUT YOU WEREN'T UNEMPLOYED
FOR LONG, WERE YOU, DARLING?

84
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NO, I WASN'T.

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EVERY EXIT IS AN
ENTRANCE SOMEPLACE ELSE.

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RIGHT, TROTSKY?

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THERE IS A NEW WIND
BLOWING FOR YOU.

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I SEE A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY

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COMING INTO YOUR LIFE
SOMEDAY. TRUST ME, DARLING.

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BUT FIRST, I SEE A MAN IN BLACK,

91
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AND YOU ARE IN
WHITE NEXT TO HIM.

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IT IS YOUR WEDDING! AH HA HA HA!

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NICE. CAN YOU TELL ME A LITTLE
BIT MORE ABOUT THE MONEY?

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I'M SORRY, DARLING.

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THAT MAN WILL NOT BE WEALTHY
AT THE TIME OF YOUR MARRIAGE.

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OH, WELL, THEN FORGET ABOUT IT.

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I'M NOT GONNA MARRY ANY JERK
UNLESS HE'S LOADED ALREADY.

98
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AND I'M TALKIN' BIG MONEY...
A YACHT, A MANSION...

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FURS, DIAMOND
RINGS, MINK COATS...

100
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BOATS AND COATS.
WHAT ABOUT LOVE?

101
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WELL, YEAH. THAT'S
IMPORTANT, TOO.

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NOT TO YOU.

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YOU LOVE MONEY,
DON'T YOU, CATHY?

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HOW WOULD I KNOW?
I'VE NEVER HAD ANY.

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SOON AFTER YOU ARE MARRIED,

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YOUR MAN WILL INHERIT MONEY,

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A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY.
IT WILL COME TO HIM

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FROM SOMEONE
NEAR AND DEAR TO HIM.

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AFTER HE INHERITS THE MONEY,

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HE WILL DIE... VIOLENTLY.

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YOU MEAN I'M GOING TO
BE A WIDOW, A RICH WIDOW?

112
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YOU WILL MEET HIM TONIGHT.

113
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A LARGE MAN WILL
MAKE HIS APPROACH.

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I'M READY.

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Emcee: GENTLEMEN, LET'S
GIVE A WARM WELCOME...

116
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CAN I GET YOU GUYS
ANYTHING ELSE?

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TO OUR NEW WAITRESS,
MISS CATHY FINCH!

118
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Emcee: COME ON, BE WARM
AND GENEROUS WITH HER!

119
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SHE MAY BE WARM AND
GENEROUS WITH YOU.

120
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NOW, HERE'S WHAT
YOU'RE WAITING FOR...

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TONIGHT'S FEATURE ATTRACTION,
MISS NUDE NEBRASKA 1948.

122
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LET'S PUT YOUR HANDS
TOGETHER FOR MISS AURA LEE!

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KIND AND GENEROUS, AL?
MORE LIKE STUPID AND STINGY.

124
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GIVE ME 2 STINGERS AND
A SCOTCH STRAIGHT UP.

125
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WHAT DO YOU THINK THESE
GUYS COME IN HERE FOR?

126
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I KNOW, I SAW THE SIGN OUTSIDE.

127
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IT SAID "BIG TITS,"
NOT "BIG TIPS."

128
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AL, LOOK AT THIS GUY
WHO JUST WALKED IN.

129
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JESUS, IS HE HUGE!

130
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WHICH GUY?

131
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WHICH GUY! HOW CAN YOU MISS HIM?

132
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HE'S SO BIG, HE PROBABLY
HAS HIS OWN ZIP CODE.

133
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OH, YOU MEAN THE FULL-SIZE
GUY. NOT YOUR TYPE, HUH?

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I DON'T EVEN THINK
HE'S MY SPECIES.

135
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BUT HE'S ONE OF OUR
BEST AND BRIGHTEST,

136
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SO BITE YOUR TONGUE
AND GO TO WORK.

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WE TAKE CARE OF OUR
CUSTOMERS, SWEETHEART.

138
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OK, AL.

139
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SO, WHAT'LL IT BE?

140
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UH, I'LL HAVE A ROB ROY.

141
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IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE?

142
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DATE TONIGHT...

143
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AFTER YOU GET OFF WORK.

144
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NO PROBLEM ON THE DRINK,
PAL, BUT NO WAY ON THE DATE.

145
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HEY!

146
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ARE YOU PLAYING HARD TO GET?

147
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NO. JUST TRY IMPOSSIBLE TO GET.

148
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HEY, AL! ONE ROB
ROY FOR THE FAT BOY.

149
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COMING UP, SWEETHEART.

150
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LOOK, UM...

151
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I KNOW YOU DON'T
WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME,

152
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BUT ME, YOU SEE,
I'M THE KIND OF GUY...

153
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I, UH... I JUST DON'T
TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.

154
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THEN HOW ABOUT NEVER? LIKE, NO WAY,
NOT FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD.

155
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THE THING IS...

156
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YOU MOVE ME, BABY.

157
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GET SERIOUS.

158
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ALLIED VAN LINES
COULDN'T MOVE YOU.

159
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THAT'S OK.

160
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MAKE A JOKE.

161
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I KNOW I'M...

162
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I'M A LITTLE OVERWEIGHT.

163
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A LITTLE OVERWEIGHT.

164
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YEAH, AND HITLER'S
A LITTLE ANTI-SEMITIC.

165
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EISENHOWER'S A LITTLE BALD.

166
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AND THE POPE'S
A LITTLE CATHOLIC.

167
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HEY, COME ON.

168
00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:17,222
HEY...

169
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BABY?

170
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YOU CAN'T ESCAPE IT. WE GOT A...

171
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SPECIAL CONNECTION BETWEEN US.

172
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WE'RE GONNA BE TOGETHER.

173
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IT'S DESTINY.

174
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MADAME VORNA!

175
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YOU'VE GOTTA TELL ME THAT
THAT FAT, DISGUSTING CREEP,

176
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HE'S NOT THE MAN
I'M GOING TO MARRY.

177
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OOH, YOU WERE RUDE
TO HIM, WEREN'T YOU?

178
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COME ON. TAKE IT EASY. SIT DOWN.

179
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HE'S A PIG! AND HIS FACE...

180
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AND, OH, GOD, THE BREATH!

181
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:03,534
WHO'S THE REAL GUY?
YOU GOTTA TELL ME.

182
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,336
THAT<i> IS</i> THE REAL GUY.

183
00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,305
HE'S THE ONE YOU WILL
MARRY, THE LARGE MAN.

184
00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:09,874
I TOLD YOU. I SEE EVERYTHING.

185
00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:12,810
HE IS THE ONE WHO WILL INHERIT
THE FORTUNE AFTER YOU'RE MARRIED.

186
00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:16,648
BUT LISTEN, I TOLD YOU,
SHORTLY AFTER YOU'RE MARRIED,

187
00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:20,050
HE WILL DIE A VIOLENT
DEATH. I TOLD YOU THAT.

188
00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,987
BUT... DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

189
00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:24,889
HAVE AN ANIMAL CRACKER.

190
00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:28,743
EAT. TROTSKY SWEARS BY THEM.

191
00:10:28,812 --> 00:10:31,507
SALLY, I JUST DON'T THINK
I CAN GO THROUGH WITH IT.

192
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:34,733
WHY NOT? MADAME VORNA'S BEEN RIGHT
ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE, HASN'T SHE?

193
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:37,246
YEAH, BUT THIS GUY IS JUST
TOO GROTESQUE TO LOOK AT,

194
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:41,555
LET ALONE DO IT WITH. JESUS,
HE'D PROBABLY SMOTHER ME.

195
00:10:41,624 --> 00:10:43,658
COME ON, WOULD YOU CHEER UP?

196
00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:45,026
MARRY THE GUY!

197
00:10:45,095 --> 00:10:47,376
I MEAN, DIDN'T VORNA SAY IT
WAS GONNA BE A SHORT MARRIAGE?

198
00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:49,514
YES, MY DARLING.

199
00:10:49,583 --> 00:10:52,951
SOON HE INHERITS THE
MONEY, THEN HE DIES...

200
00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:53,934
VIOLENTLY.

201
00:10:54,003 --> 00:10:56,654
MMM. DID SHE SAY HOW?

202
00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:58,956
SHE DIDN'T SAY EXACTLY.

203
00:10:59,025 --> 00:11:01,392
MAYBE HE'S, LIKE,
UH... HIT BY A CAR,

204
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:02,822
YOU KNOW? LIKE, A
HIT-AND-RUN DRIVER

205
00:11:02,846 --> 00:11:05,086
COMES ALONG, SMASHES HIM,
SPREADS HIM ALL ALONG THE ROAD.

206
00:11:08,234 --> 00:11:10,301
HE IS SO BIG.

207
00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:12,102
I'M TELLING YOU, HE'S HUGE.

208
00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:14,772
IT WOULD TAKE, LIKE, A...

209
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,892
LIKE, A TRUCK, A
BIG OLD MACK TRUCK

210
00:11:17,961 --> 00:11:20,295
TO FLATTEN HIM.

211
00:11:20,363 --> 00:11:22,213
I GOT BETTER.

212
00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:25,550
I COULD SEE HIM SITTING AT A
BIG OLD TABLE FULL OF FOOD,

213
00:11:25,619 --> 00:11:27,819
JUST STUFFIN' HIS
BIG OLD FAT FACE,

214
00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:31,105
AND THEN HE STARTS TO CHOKE
ON A BIG OLD PIECE OF MEAT,

215
00:11:31,173 --> 00:11:34,758
AND HE STARTS GAGGING
AND SPEWING FOOD,

216
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,438
AND HIS EYES START TO BULGE OUT,

217
00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:39,630
AND THEY'RE WATERING, AND
HIS VEINS ARE POPPING OUT...

218
00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:53,411
GO FOR IT, CATH.

219
00:11:53,479 --> 00:11:55,479
YOU GOTTA GO FOR IT.

220
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:17,250
SAY, NURSE, I THINK
YOU'VE GOT A PATIENT.

221
00:12:25,027 --> 00:12:26,377
HEY, BABY.

222
00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:28,174
WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE?

223
00:12:28,198 --> 00:12:30,381
ARE YOU BUSY TONIGHT?

224
00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:32,483
'CAUSE I WAS THINKING,
IF YOU GOT OFF EARLY...

225
00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:35,053
I DON'T.

226
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:38,506
HEY, BABY. GIVE ME A BREAK.
WHAT NIGHT AIN'T YOU BUSY?

227
00:12:38,574 --> 00:12:40,374
I'M BUSY EVERY NIGHT.

228
00:12:40,443 --> 00:12:41,892
YEAH.

229
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:45,412
YOU'RE TOO BUSY FOR
DINNER AND DANCING,

230
00:12:45,481 --> 00:12:46,931
THE WORKS?

231
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,733
I DON'T THINK...

232
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:49,802
SHH! SHH!

233
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:54,940
Do you feel that?

234
00:12:59,629 --> 00:13:00,795
COME ON.

235
00:13:03,799 --> 00:13:05,283
OK.

236
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,620
OK.

237
00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:11,705
I'LL GET YOUR DRINK.

238
00:13:11,774 --> 00:13:12,918
IT'S A ROB ROY, RIGHT?

239
00:13:12,942 --> 00:13:14,976
RIGHT.

240
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,745
SAY, I DON'T EVEN
KNOW YOUR NAME.

241
00:13:17,813 --> 00:13:21,115
YOU'RE DATING MR. CHARLIE MARNO.

242
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,186
AND I'M PLEASED TO MEET YOU.

243
00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:50,528
CATHY, I LOVE CHINESE FOOD,

244
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:52,196
EXCEPT FOR ONE THING.

245
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,512
YOU FEEL LIKE EATING
AGAIN 20 MINUTES LATER?

246
00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,794
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?

247
00:14:18,708 --> 00:14:20,007
OH! OH!

248
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:25,413
ACTUALLY, I'M PRETTY
LIGHT ON MY FEET.

249
00:14:25,482 --> 00:14:27,649
YEAH.

250
00:14:27,717 --> 00:14:29,228
I WISH YOU WERE
LIGHT ON<i> MY</i> FEET.

251
00:14:29,252 --> 00:14:30,184
I'M SORRY?

252
00:14:30,253 --> 00:14:31,964
I SAID YOU'RE SUCH
A DELIGHT TO MEET.

253
00:14:31,988 --> 00:14:33,988
THANK YOU.

254
00:14:34,056 --> 00:14:35,222
HERE. I GOT IT.

255
00:14:38,695 --> 00:14:39,627
OK.

256
00:14:39,696 --> 00:14:41,862
OK, WELL, I HAD... I
HAD A GREAT NIGHT.

257
00:14:41,931 --> 00:14:43,831
YEAH, ME, TOO.

258
00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:45,866
OK. OK.

259
00:14:45,935 --> 00:14:47,502
OH, YEAH.

260
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:18,215
OH, I CAN'T WAIT FOR
TOMORROW, BABE.

261
00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:19,750
WHY IS THAT, CHARLIE?

262
00:15:19,819 --> 00:15:22,397
BECAUSE I GET
BETTER-LOOKING EVERY DAY!

263
00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,888
HA HA HA HA!

264
00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,527
OK.

265
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,847
WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF MY NEW SUIT?

266
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,933
WELL, IT'S YOU.

267
00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:39,203
YEAH! I JUST... I
SAW IT ON THE RACK,

268
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,904
AND IT JUST SAID...

269
00:15:40,973 --> 00:15:43,124
CHARLIE MARNO.

270
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,860
YOU REALLY KNOW
ME, DON'T YOU, BABE?

271
00:15:45,928 --> 00:15:48,396
AND AFTER ONLY A
COUPLE OF DATES.

272
00:15:48,465 --> 00:15:49,830
IT'S WILD.

273
00:15:49,899 --> 00:15:54,702
WE ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.

274
00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:57,355
LOOK, I ONLY GOT...

275
00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:59,924
I AIN'T GOT MUCH NOW,

276
00:15:59,992 --> 00:16:02,927
BUT I GOT GOOD PROSPECTS,

277
00:16:02,995 --> 00:16:04,512
AND I AM...

278
00:16:04,581 --> 00:16:08,282
I'M CRAZY ABOUT YOU.

279
00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:11,713
SO WILL YOU MARRY ME?

280
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,941
THAT'S AN AWFULLY
BIG QUESTION, CHARLIE.

281
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,709
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT...

282
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,628
YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU.

283
00:16:20,696 --> 00:16:23,714
BUT YOUR BACKGROUND,
YOUR FAMILY.

284
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,483
WHAT IF SOMETHING
WERE TO HAPPEN,

285
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:28,485
THERE WAS AN EMERGENCY?

286
00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:31,455
I MEAN, IS THERE SOMEBODY
THAT COULD HELP US OUT,

287
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,325
YOU KNOW, LIKE A
BROTHER OR AN AUNT,

288
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:36,960
SOMEBODY WHO'S RICH?

289
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:38,362
RICH?

290
00:16:40,049 --> 00:16:43,584
WELL... THERE'S JUST MY UNCLE.

291
00:16:43,653 --> 00:16:45,736
HE OWNS A FACTORY.

292
00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:48,672
HE'S WORTH A LOT, A<i> LOT,</i>

293
00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,108
BUT I AIN'T ASKIN'
HIM FOR NOTHING.

294
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,228
HEY, I'M SURE YOU WON'T HAVE TO.

295
00:16:56,999 --> 00:16:58,966
YEAH, CHARLIE, I'LL MARRY YOU.

296
00:16:59,035 --> 00:17:02,169
Minister: DO YOU TAKE THIS MAN,

297
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,354
CHARLIE MARNO,

298
00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:05,217
TO BE YOUR LAWFUL WEDDED HUSBAND

299
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,108
IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH,

300
00:17:07,176 --> 00:17:11,245
FOR RICHER AND POORER
TILL DEATH DO YOU PART?

301
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,634
I DO...

302
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:18,047
TILL DEATH DO US PART.

303
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,755
CATHY.

304
00:17:20,823 --> 00:17:23,257
COME ON, BABY.

305
00:17:23,325 --> 00:17:25,805
WHAT'S TAKING YOU,
SWEETHEART? COME ON.

306
00:17:29,165 --> 00:17:30,865
START WITHOUT ME.

307
00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:33,434
YEAH, WELL, I MAY HAVE TO.

308
00:17:33,503 --> 00:17:35,986
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH
LONGER I CAN HOLD OUT.

309
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,404
COME ON, BABY.

310
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:43,277
♪ AND MY HEART BEATS SO
THAT I CAN HARDLY SPEAK ♪

311
00:17:43,346 --> 00:17:49,183
♪ AND I SEEM TO FIND
THE HAPPINESS I SEEK ♪

312
00:17:49,251 --> 00:17:55,790
♪ WHEN WE'RE OUT TOGETHER,
DANCING CHEEK TO CHEEK ♪

313
00:17:55,858 --> 00:17:58,158
♪ HEAVEN ♪

314
00:17:58,227 --> 00:18:01,195
♪ I'M IN HEAVEN ♪

315
00:18:01,263 --> 00:18:06,967
♪ AND THE CARES THAT HUNG
AROUND ME THROUGH THE WEEK ♪

316
00:18:07,036 --> 00:18:12,940
♪ SEEM TO VANISH LIKE A
GAMBLER'S LUCKY STREAK ♪

317
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:19,713
♪ WHEN WE'RE OUT TOGETHER,
DANCING CHEEK TO CHEEK ♪

318
00:18:19,782 --> 00:18:21,682
♪ HEAVEN ♪

319
00:18:21,750 --> 00:18:24,718
♪ I'M IN HEAVEN ♪

320
00:18:24,787 --> 00:18:31,025
♪ AND THE CARES THAT HUNG
AROUND ME THROUGH THE WEEK ♪

321
00:18:31,093 --> 00:18:32,993
♪ SEEM TO VANISH ♪

322
00:18:33,062 --> 00:18:36,414
YEAH?

323
00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,200
YOU MISSED A SPOT.

324
00:18:42,972 --> 00:18:45,939
♪ OH, I LOVE TO
CLIMB A MOUNTAIN ♪

325
00:18:46,008 --> 00:18:48,409
♪ AND TO REACH
THE HIGHEST PEAK ♪

326
00:18:48,477 --> 00:18:49,488
HOW ARE YOUR CORN FLAKES?

327
00:18:49,512 --> 00:18:50,444
GREAT, HONEY.

328
00:18:50,513 --> 00:18:51,790
HAM AND EGGS? GREAT, HONEY.

329
00:18:51,814 --> 00:18:53,447
ALL RIGHT. HERE'S YOUR DESSERT.

330
00:18:53,516 --> 00:18:55,416
AW, GEE.

331
00:18:55,484 --> 00:18:57,984
I LOVE MARRIED LIFE.

332
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,204
IT'S RICH, ISN'T IT?

333
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:03,891
♪ BUT I DON'T ENJOY
IT HALF AS MUCH ♪

334
00:19:03,959 --> 00:19:05,826
♪ AS DANCING CHEEK TO CHEEK ♪

335
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,561
HONEY, DON'T FORGET MY B.V.D.s

336
00:19:07,630 --> 00:19:09,497
♪ DANCE WITH ME ♪

337
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,900
♪ I WANT MY ARM ABOUT YOU ♪

338
00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:15,703
♪ THE CHARM ABOUT YOU ♪

339
00:19:15,772 --> 00:19:18,506
♪ WILL CARRY ME THROUGH ♪

340
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,708
♪ TO HEAVEN ♪

341
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,727
I HAVE A HEADACHE.

342
00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:27,264
AGAIN? OH, WILL YOU
FORGET THAT ASPIRIN?

343
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,543
LET ME GIVE YOU A DOSE

344
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:31,335
OF EXTRA-STRENGTH CHARLIE MARNO.

345
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:34,071
CHARLIE, COME ON!

346
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:40,844
SAY, CHARLIE?

347
00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:41,913
WHAT?

348
00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,314
HAVE YOU HEARD FROM YOUR UNCLE,

349
00:19:43,383 --> 00:19:46,317
YOU KNOW, THE RICH
ONE WITH THE FACTORY?

350
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:49,119
NAH. WHY WOULD I HEAR FROM HIM?

351
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,628
HE'S OUT WEST WITH HIS FAMILY.

352
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,695
FAMILY? GOD DAMN IT, CHARLIE!

353
00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:59,780
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL
ME HE HAD FAMILY?

354
00:19:59,849 --> 00:20:01,181
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

355
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,516
BIG DEAL? ARE YOU NUTS?

356
00:20:02,585 --> 00:20:04,017
ARE YOU OUT OF
YOUR FUCKIN' MIND?

357
00:20:04,086 --> 00:20:05,886
ARE YOU CRAZY?
"WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?"

358
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:08,121
IT'S ONLY MY GODDAMN,
FUCKIN' FUTURE, THAT'S ALL!

359
00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:09,423
SHIT!

360
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,278
I'VE SPENT 3 MONTHS WITH
THIS SLOB BECAUSE OF YOU!

361
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:17,231
IT'S INSANE. IT'S CRAZY!

362
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:18,843
HE WON'T INHERIT ANY MONEY.

363
00:20:18,867 --> 00:20:21,107
HE'S JUST A FAT, PENNILESS PIG!

364
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:23,057
THAT'S ALL HE'LL EVER BE!

365
00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:30,177
SO, THE HONEYMOON IS OVER? WHEW!

366
00:20:30,246 --> 00:20:32,166
YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?

367
00:20:32,214 --> 00:20:33,558
I'M THROUGH WITH BOTH OF YOU!

368
00:20:33,582 --> 00:20:36,294
I'M NOT WASTING ANY MORE
OF MY TIME OR MY MONEY!

369
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:38,363
I'M FINISHED! DONE! IT'S OVER!

370
00:20:38,387 --> 00:20:41,488
YOU'RE JUST A JERK! A PHONY!

371
00:20:41,557 --> 00:20:44,470
JUST STUPID! YOU KNOW
WHAT? IT'S GARBAGE.

372
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:45,993
JUST GARBAGE!

373
00:20:46,061 --> 00:20:47,461
HE WILL INHERIT THE MONEY...

374
00:20:47,530 --> 00:20:52,065
AND THEN HE WILL
DIE. VORNA IS RIGHT.

375
00:20:52,135 --> 00:20:54,985
VORNA IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

376
00:21:01,878 --> 00:21:06,063
HOLD IT! CAMERAS, COME ON!

377
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:07,576
QUIET, EVERYONE. PLEASE, QUIET.

378
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,411
YOUNG LADY, CONGRATULATIONS.

379
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,151
FOR WHAT?

380
00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:14,688
YOU ARE THE HUDSON AUTOMAT
CHAIN'S ONE MILLIONTH CUSTOMER!

381
00:21:14,757 --> 00:21:16,167
WHAT IS YOUR NAME, PLEASE?

382
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:18,776
MRS. CATHY MARNO.
WHAT'S GOING ON?

383
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:20,510
MRS. MARNO, JUST A MOMENT.

384
00:21:20,579 --> 00:21:22,490
I'M WRITING YOUR NAME
ON THIS CHECK HERE.

385
00:21:22,514 --> 00:21:24,381
MRS. CATHY MARNO.

386
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:27,051
THE HUDSON AUTOMAT
CHAIN TAKES GREAT PLEASURE

387
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,598
IN PRESENTING YOU, OUR
ONE MILLIONTH CUSTOMER,

388
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,138
WITH A CHECK FOR $1 MILLION!

389
00:21:36,695 --> 00:21:38,590
ANYTHING TO SAY NOW
THAT YOU HIT IT BIG?

390
00:21:38,614 --> 00:21:40,914
MADAME VORNA'S A DUMB BITCH.

391
00:21:40,983 --> 00:21:42,800
WHAT?

392
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:46,570
UH, IT'S A THRILL TO BE RICH.

393
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,754
YOU'RE MARRIED.

394
00:21:47,823 --> 00:21:48,756
WHAT'S YOUR HUSBAND GOING TO SAY

395
00:21:48,824 --> 00:21:50,018
ABOUT THIS COOL MILLION?

396
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:53,511
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET HOME
AND TELL HIM ALL ABOUT IT.

397
00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:55,195
I WON A MILLION DOLLARS!

398
00:22:00,369 --> 00:22:03,053
CATHY, IS THAT YOU?

399
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:09,443
YES, IT IS, YOU FAT,
DISGUSTING SLOB.

400
00:22:09,512 --> 00:22:12,429
♪ LA DA DA TA ♪

401
00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,668
♪ I'M OUT OF HERE ♪

402
00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:20,887
HA HA HA!

403
00:22:20,956 --> 00:22:22,756
MADAME VORNA WAS WRONG.

404
00:22:22,824 --> 00:22:25,091
I GOT THE MONEY, AND YOU DIDN'T.

405
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:29,596
I'VE HAD MY LAST DOSE
OF CHARLIE MARNO.

406
00:22:29,665 --> 00:22:31,648
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

407
00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:33,495
I'M TALKING ABOUT
YOU, YOU CREEP!

408
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:37,020
I DON'T NEED YOU
ANYMORE. I'M MOVING OUT!

409
00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:41,492
NO MORE SMELLING THAT
STINKING SEWER YOU CALL A BODY!

410
00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:43,043
I'M OUT OF HERE.

411
00:22:43,112 --> 00:22:44,756
THANKS FOR 3 MONTHS OF NAUSEA.

412
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:46,530
NO, NO.

413
00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:49,199
KEEP YOUR DAMN CLOTHES!

414
00:22:49,268 --> 00:22:51,380
I'D NEVER GET YOUR PUTRID
ODOR OUT OF THEM ANYWAY.

415
00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:54,488
I'VE GOT PLENTY
NOW. SEE? PLENTY.

416
00:22:54,557 --> 00:22:56,457
PLENTY, PLENTY, PLENTY.

417
00:22:56,525 --> 00:22:58,875
I'LL JUST BUY NEW
STUFF. GOOD-BYE.

418
00:22:58,944 --> 00:23:01,612
CATHY, CATHY.

419
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,481
YOU CAN'T JUST...
WALK OUT ON ME.

420
00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:06,417
WE LOVE EACH OTHER.

421
00:23:10,572 --> 00:23:12,773
I LOATHE YOU, CHARLIE.

422
00:23:12,842 --> 00:23:15,520
EVERY DAY WITH YOU WAS
LIKE AN ETERNITY IN HELL.

423
00:23:15,544 --> 00:23:17,544
SHH!

424
00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:19,079
DO YOU FEEL IT?

425
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:20,814
SHH!

426
00:23:20,882 --> 00:23:22,649
DO YOU FEEL IT?

427
00:23:22,718 --> 00:23:24,162
I DON'T FEEL IT, CHARLIE.

428
00:23:24,186 --> 00:23:25,230
I NEVER FELT IT!

429
00:23:25,254 --> 00:23:27,788
GET YOUR GRUBBY MITTS OFF OF ME!

430
00:23:27,857 --> 00:23:29,423
LET ME GO.

431
00:23:38,300 --> 00:23:41,001
YOU WANT SOME ADVICE, CHARLIE?

432
00:23:41,069 --> 00:23:43,937
EAT A SALAD ONCE IN A WHILE...

433
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:46,474
AND TAKE A BATH!

434
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:56,116
CATHY... ONE LAST THING.

435
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:57,917
WHAT?

436
00:23:57,986 --> 00:24:00,303
IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU...

437
00:24:03,008 --> 00:24:04,708
THEN NOBODY CAN.

438
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,177
DON'T LOOK AT ME
LIKE THAT, CHARLIE.

439
00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:10,614
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

440
00:24:16,639 --> 00:24:17,679
JUST TAKE IT EASY.

441
00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:23,627
IT'S OK.

442
00:24:23,695 --> 00:24:25,829
JUST PUT THE KNIFE DOWN.

443
00:24:27,399 --> 00:24:31,334
CHARLIE, PUT THE KNIFE DOWN NOW.

444
00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:34,105
OK.

445
00:24:36,826 --> 00:24:38,025
CHARLIE, PUT THE KNIFE DOWN!

446
00:24:41,764 --> 00:24:43,196
CHARLIE, PUT THE KNIFE DOWN.

447
00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:48,419
OK. YEAH, THAT'S IT.

448
00:24:55,143 --> 00:24:58,244
IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NOBODY CAN.

449
00:24:58,313 --> 00:25:02,115
IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU,

450
00:25:02,184 --> 00:25:03,817
NOBODY CAN!

451
00:25:03,886 --> 00:25:06,854
IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU,

452
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:10,624
NO... BODY... CAN!

453
00:25:10,693 --> 00:25:12,760
IF I...

454
00:25:26,408 --> 00:25:27,986
Man: CATHY FINCH
WAS A LONELY GIRL

455
00:25:28,010 --> 00:25:30,710
WHO WANTED MONEY AND
LOVE, AND FOUND CHARLIE MARNO.

456
00:25:30,780 --> 00:25:31,945
SHE MARRIED HIM,

457
00:25:32,014 --> 00:25:35,682
FOR SHE HEARD HE WOULD
INHERIT A FORTUNE AND THEN DIE.

458
00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:37,951
CHARLIE MARNO<i> DID</i>
INHERIT A FORTUNE...

459
00:25:38,020 --> 00:25:40,620
FROM CATHY FINCH,
AFTER HE MURDERED HER.

460
00:25:40,689 --> 00:25:43,741
THIS IS ERNIE KEPROS, LIVE
AT THE STATE PENITENTIARY,

461
00:25:43,809 --> 00:25:45,454
WHERE THE PRIEST HAS
GIVEN THE LAST RITES

462
00:25:45,478 --> 00:25:47,544
AND CHARLIE HAS
EATEN HIS LAST MEAL,

463
00:25:47,613 --> 00:25:49,546
WHICH, WE UNDERSTAND,
IS THE LARGEST

464
00:25:49,615 --> 00:25:51,749
ANY DEATH-ROW
PRISONER HAS EVER HAD.

465
00:25:51,817 --> 00:25:54,501
THEY'RE ABOUT TO
CLOSE THE BLINDS.

466
00:25:57,106 --> 00:26:01,058
THAT WAS... THAT
WAS SOMETHING...

467
00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:03,527
A VIOLENT END FOR A VIOLENT MAN.

468
00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:07,664
I'M ERNIE KEPROS, LIVE AT
THE STATE PENITENTIARY,

469
00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:10,000
WHERE THE PRIEST HAS
GIVEN THE FINAL RITES

470
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,869
AND CHARLIE HAS
EATEN HIS LAST MEAL.

471
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,439
Vorna: THE DOOR IS OPEN.

472
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:27,684
ARE YOU... MADAME VORNA?

473
00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:29,186
YES, DARLING.

474
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:32,923
I HEARD YOU CAN TELL THE FUTURE.

475
00:26:32,991 --> 00:26:35,892
SHE HEARD CORRECTLY,
DIDN'T SHE, TROTSKY?

476
00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:41,898
THE FEE IS $2O.

477
00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:44,268
PAY IN ADVANCE.

478
00:26:47,056 --> 00:26:49,456
Crypt Keeper: POOR CATHY.

479
00:26:49,525 --> 00:26:52,359
SHE DID BUY THE BIG ONE,

480
00:26:52,428 --> 00:26:55,362
AND THAT CHARLIE, WHAT A CUT-UP.

481
00:26:55,431 --> 00:26:58,865
STILL, HE WASN'T SAD IN THE END.

482
00:26:58,934 --> 00:27:02,903
YOU SEE, WHEN CHARLIE
GOT HIS JUST DESSERTS,

483
00:27:02,971 --> 00:27:05,406
HE REQUESTED SECONDS!

484
00:27:06,642 --> 00:27:10,177
AND NOW I PREDICT THE FUTURE.

485
00:27:10,246 --> 00:27:14,014
NEXT WEEK, YOU'LL
BE IN THE SAME TIME,

486
00:27:14,083 --> 00:27:17,184
SAME PLACE, SAME STATION

487
00:27:17,253 --> 00:27:21,188
FOR ANOTHER HIDEOUS,
HATEFUL HALL OF HORROR.

488
00:27:23,675 --> 00:27:26,609
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

489
00:27:26,678 --> 00:27:29,758
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE
NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.


